September 2009
2 posts
August 2009
7 posts
generic self pity post.
so this is me just saying i really like someone, and im shit at telling people how i feel. and even if i did tell her, she probably wouldn't have time for someone like me. end of.
twitter is down
i might die
My god.
Conor: HOWRU?
Declan: naked and smeared in tomato sauce, and waving my penis repeatedly out of the window screaming the lyrics to childrens nursery rhymes.
Conor: you're not even joking are you
Declan: MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
LITTLE LAMB
LITTLE LAMB
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
AND FUCKING LOOK AT MY SEMI YOU BITCH! AAAAARARRARRAGAHAHGH!GH!!HH *waggles* EAT MY SAUCY MOOBS YOU CUNTS!
July 2009
29 posts
A Meme
A meme i found from Johnnys blog
Pick a band, and answer questions with their songs. Do it, it’s fun!
Pick Your Artist: Green Day
Are you male or female: Stuart and the Ave.
Describe yourself: I Wanna Be On TV
How do you feel about yourself: No Pride
Describe where you currently live: Welcome To Paradise
If you could go anywhere, where would you go: Christie Road
Your favorite form...
some more
Would you ever subscribe to JaackMaate?
Haha, i dunno
How many brilliant songs have you written but not recorded?
Depends what your opinion of brilliant is really. I’ve actually recorded a lot that I never intend to share, maybe over 200.
What’s your favourite film?
GAH I can’t choose one! I’ll say Scarface, Trainspotting and Borat.
Are you my friend?
I don’t know...
Answers
What’s your favourite Katy Perry song? =P
No idea but she’s hot
Will you be my friend?
Haha I don’t know you! And your tumblr is just a Stephen Byrne fanpage. If he made it, then we’re already friends.
Why did you start youtube?
I can’t even remember. Think I just saw other people doing it and decided that it looked fun. It was also out of boredom in the last summer...
how hard can it be to not be so unoriginal?
Questions.
Let’s have another go at questions. I got 7 last time. Ask me some?
via hatti →
i laughed so much i cried. and probably did a bit of wee.
Fuck My LiPhone
Today, I was having really bad diarrhea. I sat down on the toilet and heard a plop, thinking it was just me going to the bathroom. After I was finished, I look in the toilet to see my iPhone sitting in a pool of diarrhea. FML
http://www.fmylife.com/money/4029812
i wonder since im so tall, i could probably produce a shit the size of your head
– charlieskies
another bandwagon? can come on?
sup
so I’ve seen a lot of people using this lately, so i thought i’d give it a go. typical shit intro post over.